You may recall that in their recent face off between the two teams, tempers were high right from the toss. Kohli was clearing his throat using his regular expletives when Gautam got distracted and lost the toss. Further to this Gambhir was ambushed by the Extra Innings starlet Karishma for a quick chat before the first over where she asked him questions like “How do you feel after losing the toss?”, “What would you have done differently?” & “Can you give me Shah Rukh Khan’s phone number? Please?” Thankfully Rameez Raja intervened in time to pull her away (Again) and explain that they would still play cricket even though the toss was lost.

This was however just the beginning. All the while Gambhir was on strike, the RCB team kept chanting “Have you made it large?” every time he missed a stroke. Kohli himself used to walk up right into Gambhir’s helmet and chant “Pe Pe Pe Pe Pe Pe Pe ALIVE IS AWESOME” while making retarded-like faces at him. However he claims that this was part of his contract agreement with the Deo brand that he is endorsing, and that Kolkata is a key market for the brand.

This constant distraction came to a conclusion when One-match-Death-Over-Bowling-Expert Vinay Kumar managed to scalp Gambhir’s wicket. The team was seen dancing like crazy imitating the latest Gangnam dance moves with Chris Gayle. This was more than Gambhir could stand, given his recent non selection in Nach Baliye.

When it was RCB’s turn to bat, Karishma was seen cornering Kohli for a few questions which included “What tips have you taken from Delhi team mate Gautam?”, “Are you single, can I have your phone number? At least your car’s plate number?” Thankfully Rameez was there again, to hit on her before she could continue to hit on Kohli.

RCB was doing well in spite of losing an early wicket, when Virat Kohli got caught in the deep. Gambhir, being from Delhi was quick to remind Kohli that he was apt for “Munch” ad – lots of noise and that he should get into his Liva and drive away to avoid further embarrassment.  It was at this time, that Kohli decided to confront Gambhir. They charged at each other, swinging their hands in maddening circles (all in slow motion) and calling each other names like “Celkon Despo”, “Karbonn Keeda” etc.

Luckily, Rajat Bhatia thought someone was distributing Munch bars and came running in between them, by when the umpires had managed to pull the players from asking each other the inevitable question “Thu jaantha hai mera baap kaun hai?” (Do you know who my father is?).The match carried on and  Chris Gayle RCB won comfortably.

Param Pujya Sri Sir Ravindra Jadeja has taken both the players under his wing and has asked them to watch Himmatwala together to improve their perspective on how shitty things can really be. Inside reports available with your reporter also indicate that the BCCI is now interested in having these services extended to other players to resolve their issues – Harbhajan & Sreesanth. If they do manage to go through the entire movie together, they have been promised slots in the latest season of Nach Baliye.

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This is a work of fiction and is not to be taken seriously.